15 Funny Fathers Day Quotes: Fathers Day 2014

Father, the head of the family always busy working round the clock to keep the family happy. Father works round the year and sees if the family gets what they need. Fathers day, A day dedicated to father. Here are some of the cool funny fathers day quotes.

Funny Fathers day quotes

On Father's Day, it is the duty of every child to make his father forget the monotony of life and what better way to do this than by making the big man laugh. And when you talk about hilarious and humorous stuff, funny quotes strike our mind first. You can write humorous quotes inside a card, as a Father's Day gift or say it aloud on the breakfast table or write it in a gift tag.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #1

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #2

My father told me that all businessmen were sons-of-bitches, but I never believed him until now.- John F. Kennedy

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #3

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #4

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

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Funny Fathers Day Quotes #5

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
– Bill Cosby

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #6

"Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again."
– Jimmy Piersa

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #7

"Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can’t dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!"
– Louis C.K.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #8

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
– Harry S. Truman

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #9

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #10

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #11

"When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'" - Jerry Lewis

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #12

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." - Jack Handy

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #13

"Do fathers always snore? No - only when they are asleep!"

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #14

"In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4 -car garage. And that's just the vacation home."

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #15

“I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet” - Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Fathers Day Quotes #16

"When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he’s not sure he wants to be a father."
– Louis C.K

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